The stranger picks up the map and looks around aimlessly. Mysterious Person: Where did you find that? She looks up to see the mysterious person looking down at her. Before she can pick it up, and cane pins the map down. The girl bends over to reach for the map. Girl: *talking on phone* And my dad shot her. A valley girl talking on her phone walks up to it. Critic is unable to answer an impatient Linkara.Ĭut to the map Spoony had lost, still where it was since Episode 3. The party stares at the empty trail the the witch once was. Linkara: *annoyed* Really? Then how did she do it?! NC: Don't be stupid, there's no such thing as magic. The party is left speechless after what had just occurred. The witch then disappears into a ball of light. Witch: OH, YOU BUNGHOLE!!! NOOOOO, YOU TORTUROUS COCK GOBLIN!!! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF MEEEEEEEE!!!!! She then starts cursing in a demonic voice. The witch stumbles back, her spell ceased. Tom steps in front of the witch and sprays her face with mace. The rest of the party look on in suspense. Tom walks up to the witch, still summoning lightning around her. Handsome Tom then takes a stand and approaches her. The witch continues her spell, cackling demonically. Before he can retrieve them, lighting strikes them, destroying them. Among the hysteria, Phelous drops his dolls. The witch then screams maniacally and summons lightning from the sky, causing the party to scatter all around. smash your brains in and and drink from your bleeding skulls. I know what hunts you, and believe me, it's much kinder if I just, mmm. Perhaps it's better if you die now rather than wait for what's coming. Why didn't any of you try to stop me?!Ī brief silence occurs as the witch has discovered something amiss. NC: Stupid chain letter, I knew I shouldn't have followed it. She then swiftly returns to her kind demeanor. The witch immerses herself in light, her screams echoing throughout the woods. Critic is finally able to escape the witch's grasp and cowers behind Nostalgia Chick. Linkara, Phelous, and Bennett flee midway through her speech. Witch: YOU WILL PERISH IN THE FLAMING PITS OF HELL, WHERE THE DEMONS ASMODEUS AND ASMARA WILL FEAST ON YOUR BOILING FLESH AND CHEW ON YOUR EYEBALLS!!! THEN, A THOUSAND YEARS OF BLAZING TORMENT!!!!!Ĭritic screams hysterically as the witch makes her threat. Critic looks down at the witch, who looks up at him with glowing red eyes and begins to speak in a demonic voice. The four begin to play Ring-Around-the-Rosie around the increasing annoyed witch, and before they can finish their rhyme, the witch grabs Critic's wrist to a dramatic chord. The witch begins to voice her annoyance, but Critic, Linkara, Phelous, and Bennett continue to mock her as the rest of the group laughs on. NC: Oh, who's a good witch? Oh, you are a good witch!īennett: You're such a good witch! Aww, such a good witch! NC: *in baby talk* Oh, who's a good witch? Oh, you are a good witch!Ĭritic, Linkara, Phelous, and Bennett all begin to spout baby talk at the witch as the rest of the party chuckles. Good Witch of the Woods.Ĭritic, Linkara, Phelous, and Bennett approach the witch to mock her mercilessly. NC: Really? You're the Good Witch of the Woods, huh?īenzaie: Oh, we're supposed to be scared of the Good Witch of the Woods? Witch: But unfortunately, you have to pass by me in order to continue. Witch: Hmm, take one hundred steps, turn left in the forest, keep goin' straight. Linkara: Then tell us, Witch Warrior: Which way. NC: So, you know Jaffers too, huh? Lemme guess: You're supposed to be Witch Warrior. Witch: Well, next time I see the ol' Jaffer, I'll give him the info. *to witch* Hey, you need a "T" in here in order for this pun to work! NC: Boy, this guy couldn't spell worth jack shit. They look forward to see a little lady with thick, black glasses, a pointed rubber nose, a large witch hat, and a black track suit. The party is startled be a clap of thunder. Which way do you think which warrior will show?" Now what the hell does that mean? NC: Alright, Sir Dicks-alot, tell me what this means then: "You will ask which warrior which way to go. The map says that we must be in character in order to find the treasure. Linkara: You know, Critic, I couldn't help but feel that you're. As Critic is viewing the map, Linkara begins to make conversation. The Nostalgia Critic and his group continue their way through the forest trail.
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